Ok, your job only requires you to do one maybe two different things, and heaven forbid you’re asked a question about anything else that goes on in this office. You have no idea how ignorant you sound, “I don’t know, I don’t work with that.” My job has me doing 15 – 20 different tasks each day and I still am able to answer the phone. People send phone calls to you because they know just how little you do around here, and want to give the rest of us a break. Don’t whine about how you’re getting too many phone calls. I would love to be a fly on the wall when I’m gone for three days during one of our busiest times. You’ll be all alone and will actually have to do work! I feel sorry for the rest of the office who will have to listen to your complaints, poor “overworked” you.

Just Go Away Already!!

You can’t come in on time, come back from lunch or break on time, and can’t sit at your desk to do your job for more than 5 minutes at a time.  There’s always some major drama going on with you that you have to tell everyone over and over about whether it’s in the office or on your cell.  We’re all so tired of hearing about it and just wish you’d shut up and do some work.  You think you’re golden, but baby, a new boss is comin’ to town.  I can hardly wait.

Snake in the grass

I have a coworker/ass manager that is a total scumbag. The kind of guy that kisses ass, throws fellow coworkers under the bus to make himself look good, gets people in trouble/fired for the same mistakes he himself makes. Just a total douche of a human being. Oh, and he’s had sex with one of our other coworkers
(I’ve seen others do this and get demoted, sometimes transferred), which was brought to the attention of the boss and then quietly ignored and swept under the rug.

He’s an incredibly lazy bare minimum kind of worker, but he’s got our boss and a few other employees wrapped around his finger. How he manages to do this is a mystery to me. How the other people here can’t see through his bullshit drives me nuts.

I’m at my wits end with this clown, but there’s nothing I can do about it, he’s got everyone fooled but me, along with a few others. Unfortunately he’s kissed the bosses ass so hard that she can find no fault in him, even though his bullshit has made this work environment a way less pleasant place to work.

I Really Can’t Stand Her and Thinks She Should Be Fired

My coworker sits adjacent to me, so I can see her computer screen from where I’m sitting. She spends nearly the entire day working on her novel. She types it into the company e-mail and then sends it to her home e-mail address. I have to say it’s a pretty brilliant plan. Whenever my boss walks by it just looks like she’s replying to something company related. They think she is absolutely great and the best employee ever because she rarely talks and never causes drama. The best was when they changed the whole technique of submitting OT.  A whole bunch of us messed it up myself included. My supervisor singled my coworker out and patted her on the head in front of everyone stating, “She’s the only one who did it right.” I felt like retorting, “well that’s interesting, being that she’s the only one who didn’t do OT.” She belongs to a car pool and they come in fifteen minutes early each day. She works on her novel during that extra time and charges the company for 15 minutes of OT daily, isn’t that grand? She’s been getting away with it for years because she flies right under their radar. She picks through the accounts (I’ve seen her doing it) and pulls out all the easy ones that can be done in a few minutes leaving all the rest to everybody else. This way it look like she’s actually doing work because she has numbers. In truth she manages to knock these accounts off in about an hour and then works on her novel the other seven. And right now a few people are out in the office and we’re swamped but she could care less. Management think she’s this awesome hardworking employee because she’s got a nonexistent error rate as she does no work!!! They have yet to figure this out. Meanwhile the whole office knows but no one wants to be the one to tell on her because we’re all afraid of being blown off. My friend has already complained about her picking through the accounts to take the easy ones multiple times in the past only to be told, “well some people don’t work as fast and efficiently as you do.” Ha!

beyond fed up

I hate my co worker… seriously fricken HATE HER.
she is incompetent, unprofessional, irresponsible, lazy and a kiss up.  I guess that is why the whole management staff kisses her bum! I am so sick of the BS… I really would like to know who the heck she’s giving favors to in order to get such special treatment.  She’s a foul mouthed, loud, rude, lazy cow! Being in the same room with her for more than 30 minutes makes me physically sick to my stomach. How the heck do you get out of that???