This woman at my job takes every opportunity se gets to tattle on me, belittle me, and generally bitch about the work that I do. Here’s my message for her: Listen, I’m not sure what your issue is with me and frankly I don’t care. I get it. You’re miserable and old. You’re a dinosaur. Read more about Miserable Old Rude Bitches[…]

Hey Big Guy, HI!!!! I REALIZE YOU WERE RAISED ON A FARM, AND PROBABLY HAD TO SCREAM OVER YOUR 10 SIBLINGS, MULTIPLE ANIMALS AND A ROARING TRACTOR, BUT HERE IN THE CIVILIZED OFFICE WORLD, IT IS NOT REQUIRED TO SCREAM-TALK EVERY GODDAMN THING YOU HAVE TO SAY!!! ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU’RE SIX INCHES AWAY FROM MY Read more about For the Hard of Hearing[…]

Dear Sir, I understand that, as accountants, it is busy season. And busy season requires an inordinate amount of self-sacrifice. Which you are doing. What it does not entail is the sacrificing of others, during your martyrdom complex of coming in with pink eye, the flu, psoriasis and a serious case of herpes. For the Read more about Walking Petri Dish[…]