Listen you overpaid, underperforming, bald sack of monkey spunk; when you ask for my thoughts and explain it is just between you and me … I expect you to tell no one else.
Now I realize that you take what I say, cry like a four year-old girl, and complain to our boss … who just came to me and said “Don’t talk to the overpaid, underperforming, bald sack of jizz,” because he is a blabber mouth that doesn’t shut up unless he is busy blowing his Brokeback Buddy.
Listen DB … the boss likes me more than you, and he–much like your pathetic ass–does not keep secrets.
F-you. F-you until it hurts, and your Brokeback Buddy can’t penetrate you anymore.