I know we work together, travel together, spend more time together than we spend with our significant others, but please, stop crossing that line and keep it to yourself!
Why is it that you feel the need to come into work every day and tell stories that are so embarassing that you should never tell another human being, never mind your employees?
I don’t want to hear about how my boss sharted this morning, had no toilet paper, and attempted to shower it off only to discover, as you toweled yourself dry, that you had failed to shower off your Shart!
Please, keep it to yourself!