I’m convinced the office copier has a personal vendetta against me. Every time I go to use it, it jams. But the second someone else walks up, it magically works. I’ve tried everything—switching paper trays, whispering sweet nothings to it—but nothing works. Last week, I even tried offering it a snack. Nothing. I think it knows I’m afraid of confrontation, so it’s just messing with me. At this point, I’m ready to start hand-copying documents just to avoid its smug little “Error: Paper Jam” message.