My Chair

I get it. I really do. You’re fat. I’m sorry is that not PC? You fucking OBESE and that is why your chair broke. Not because the ‘manufacturer’ made it wrong – the chair
has been working for the past 6 months you’ve been using it.

It’s because your fat ass can’t take a walk beyond the damn kitchen.

So, now that you broke your chair you’re asking for mine – shiiiit. You better find someone who cares about your ‘back problem’ because it sure ain’t me.

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