Oh my goodness, if I have to hear about that kid of yours one more time I’m going hurt you. I know you’re disappointed because your kid is a total screw-up, but you really need to take a step back and drop the rope. The entire office is so tired of having to hear the latest installment of “Poor Me, I’m the Best Mom with the Worst Child Ever”. When it takes 1 1/2 hours to go around to everyone here, and go over the story at least five times complete with tears each time (you must really be dehydrated), maybe it’s time to dip into that accrued leave and take some time off to regroup. We’re tired of picking up your slack.
