*This post is brought to you by Viper* This week, I finally decided to take the plunge: I moved my trash barrell underneath my desk.  For the last couple of years, it has sat just barely two feet away from my desk. My reasoning for moving it was 4-fold.  First, trash barrells in my office Read more about Boss and Trash[…]

*This post is brought to you by Manage This* Today I had to move my desk due to a decision that was apparently made without my input. The woman tried to sugarcoat the move, repeatedly telling me how “great” it would be. When I asked why I was moving, no reply. Just more how fucking Read more about Geniuses[…]

*this post is brought to you by Geneticist* Hello, I’d like to think that I try to be liked but sometimes I do get frustrated with the incompetence of people who are supposed to be my superiors but in fact are idiots. This PhD student in my lab is doing a full-time PhD AND a Read more about The post-doc in my lab[…]

How dare you lie to your co-workers and say that you had a tumor in your abdomen only to find out that you had liposuction. Your co-workers actually felt bad for you until we all found out about your lies. And, we know what you did with your boss, too. He got drunk with the Read more about Your liposuction didn’t work[…]