I have had it with the people I work with, and their ongoing quest to create and include me in their imaginary drama. I have one that threatens to go to HR whenever the slightest thing they don’t like is uttered in their earshot. Sad thing is they think they are somewhat hilarious themselves. The other one is not attractive in the least and it makes my skin crawl when she comes up or near me and tries to rub up against me, or makes suggestive comments. Go away, and spend some serious time on a treadmill and in a shower before you come near me. I hate my coworkers and will be glad in a few weeks when we shut down for good!